Dinner tonight was something fabulous. I roasted some veggies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes: zucchini, squash, green bell pepper, onion, and garlic. It was beautiful. Salt, pepper, oregano, and paprika (with a little bit of olive oil). I totally recommend this! I stuffed all these veggies into a baked potato with parsley. Heaven on Earth, my friends!
Despite the bottle o wine, I’m still focused on these rock hard abs!
My day has consisted of hot water, snow, crackers and cheese, candles, and a HUGE BOTTLE OF WINE, MY FRIENDS. LOTS OF WINE. I’ma ‘bout ta wine n dine some hoez in my area codezzzzzzzzzzzz
God..I want the Friends Forever bracelets from Saved By The Bell
(via lickystickypickyme)
For Blocksonblox, because she loves Mountain Dew so much she would probably be in a Civil Union Marriage with it if she could be, and now this fact will probably make her love it even more
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brb. going to buy mountain dew for my jameson!
Already preparing for how I will feel tomorrow morning
It’s only like 8 inches BUT STILL I WANT A SNOW DAY
Give the half Canuck a snow day. For the love of god…let SOMEONE have a snow day.
So I’m doing my regular run tonight and all the sudden…I start having an allergic reaction. It got so bad that I had to leave the gym and go cry on the couch until the swelling in my eyes went down (which they still completely haven’t). Urgh. Frustrating. I’m trying to look all fly and pretend that I’m not watching The Bachelor and then mother nature strikes again. Booooo! Booooo allergies.
And WHO is allergic to running? What the hell, body?
Boots!
So there’s this kitty who lives in the alley. I’ve taken to calling him/her Boots because of the white fur around his/her feet. I soooo want to take Boots home but I’m deathly allergic to kitties. Anybody want a kitty? Boots is a fighter and a badass kitty who I’m pretty sure can challenge dogs to fights. He/she needs a warm home!!!
Bleck. It’s neither good nor bad is the thing. Just busy and focused. I need to get a good run in tonight to work this funk out. I bought these really awesome gloves this weekend that were only FOUR DOLLARS. I’m good with the bargains, my friends. So here I was this morning, strolling in with my fancy pants four dollar gloves. On top of the world. Suddenly, I was surrounded by nurses next to the pop machine telling us how terrible sodas are for us. Well duh. I’m aware that they can clean car batteries but people have addictions here! (I still can’t kick mine!) Anyway, got my finger pricked to check my blood glucose level but really I think it was an excuse to ambush Pepsi-Cola. I’m all for knocking The Man down but don’t trash talk my dear sweet Mountain Dew when I’m wearing my fancy pants four dollar gloves. And another thing: When a nurse is heavier than me…I don’t think you should be talking to me about my health LIKE YOU KNOW MY EATING HABITS! She was all “you need to stay away from bad foods” and I’m all “bitch I don’t eat trash. slow ya roll. just ‘cuz i be havin’ ONE weakness?!” and she was all “whoa, i thought I knew you like that” and I’m all “check these gloves” and she’s all “they look dang warm” and I’m all “yeah so case closed” and I carried my MD away with pride because my gloves were so badass that I didn’t even feel the coldness of the bottle.
In other news, I don’t condone drinking sodas. I just have a problem.
