Blocks-On-Blox

2009

December 67
November 109
October 98
September 108
August 68
July 61
June 93
May 174
April 3
March
February
January

Books I hope to read this summer

1. Nobrow: The culture of marketing, the marketing of culture by John Seabrook 2. The Working Poor:...
Jun 1st
I don’t care if you don’t like Billy Crystal or Meg Ryan, When Harry Met Sally is the...
May 31st
It’s Saturday night. I’m broke so I’m...
May 31st

WHY AM I AWAKE?

fuck you, vodka
May 30th

It doesn't matter how many cherries you...

May 29th
realrealsoft: CALL IN OR ME AND MY VAMPIRE BROTHER WILL BITE...
May 29th

I'm currently taking shots of vodka to...

May 29th
A day in the life of Courtney: I have $50 to last me for the next two weeks because I was a grownup...
May 29th
allthatglittersispink: (via embracetheapocalypse) ...
May 29th
gahindyyandie: theduty You make my dreams come true! Hoo...
May 29th
May 29th
realrealsoft: urbanredneck: Listen tonight at 6pm EST...
May 29th
This is very unusual for almost June weather. ...
May 29th
My mom called a vagina a “Lucy” tonight.
May 29th
“how many toonies does it take to buy a mickey?”
— - Courtney, on the humor and...
May 29th
I’m glad a certain Canadian is watching the spelling bee tonight so that tomorrow she’ll...
May 29th

What are you doing at 6pmEST tomorrow?

Listening to Non Sobriety, that’s what. So do it.
May 28th
My life is changing in 14 days. It’s going to be very different. I haven’t been...
May 28th
I got on facebook today to dick around before I started working and realized and/or remembered two...
May 28th
This American Life : Turncoat
May 28th
White House Officials Discuss Plans for...
May 28th
Oh sweet nectar that is Mountain Dew, I’ve missed you upon my lips!
May 28th
In case you wondered, yeah…we tight. Also! Nothing.
May 28th
Mmm. Yessir. It’s hard keeping my crush from the...
May 28th
Making vegan brownies and I know you’re jealous. TFTW
May 28th
First, Maury has some fucked up shows that are soooo...
May 27th

Dear coworker,

I don’t care that you teach karate, are learning sign language, and are soon to begin cello...
May 27th
That looks like an awesome conversation.
May 27th
I’ve decided that I need to get laid. I’m currently very stressed out and I think a...
May 27th
sexypants: In light of recent events, here is a puppy. ...
May 27th

Dear Bank,

You would think that your new feature of online banking would mean that your shit would be updated...
May 27th

Opening lines of my new sitcom:

“Did I ever tell you about the time I impaled myself with a bedpost?” ...
May 27th
smashley: A LOTTLE!
May 27th
Shake, shake the ketchup bottle. First none ‘ill come, but then a lot ‘ill.
May 27th
“Madness is seeing the world as it is instead of how it...”
— Miguel de Cervantes, Don...
May 26th
I have little fingernails.
May 26th
I never thought I’d say this but hot damn! What a cute...
May 26th
exclamation: blocksonblox: I learned something interesting yesterday. Apparently, before a...
May 26th

It's Tuesday!

apollosraven: That means Tacos! Amen.
May 26th
Many of you don’t know but I work on anti-poverty poverty alleviation initiatives. I usually...
May 26th
This is not me today. However, blue raspberry jolly ranchers...
May 26th
This is my serious face. Listen, bitches. I’m ready...
May 25th
My six-year-old nephew is singing Rock You Like A Hurricane. Somehow..I don’t feel like...
May 25th
Somehow I have managed to score a queen-sized bed, a couch, and washer & dryer, and a coffee...
May 24th
At a bar that serves food. If I have cookies in my purse… Is it ok for me to eat them?
May 24th
I knew I was in Memphis when: The trucks got bigger The radio station played rap I had never...
May 23rd
Nothing says holiday weekend like a drive back to good ‘ole Memphis. Although after BBQ fest,...
May 22nd
Anybody else’s allergies kicking their ass? Mine are murdering me.
May 22nd
hahaha. Found an old high school picture of me.
May 22nd
Who would win in a fight- Sting or The Raven (Let’s say the mid-90s versions of both)?
May 21st
Warch Watch
You love my style MATT
May 21st
Someone by the name of MattJordan needs to listen to “Ether” on Stillmatic so he...
May 21st

marines are hot

(via jaimeleighfairbrother) My pops was a marine. Shoutout to my Camp Pendleton, Cherry Point, Camp...
May 20th
GPOYourAlcohol Wednesday: The “Work and Life in...
May 20th
May 20th

CINCINNATI MEETUP

oh wait…are there even tumblrs in Cincinnati? Damn. Guess it’s just me and Jameson
May 20th
Listen Listen
lapartyfest09: California… knows how to party :)
May 20th
So today has been incredibly shitty and I decided I needed a few pick-me-ups to make it better. 1....
May 20th
I tried to pull a fast one of the soda machine downstairs. I didn’t have any American quarters...
May 20th
Can someone explain what the heck my itunes is doing?
May 20th
To the protestors at Notre Dame this weekend that were causing a ruckus while Obama was speaking at...
May 20th
Listen Listen
Johnny Flynn - The Wrote and The Writ Ps, Happy Belated Victoria Day, Canadians.
May 20th
I got all serious and shit on you guys. Damn..let’s get back to discussing whale-riding.
May 20th
“To live without self-respect is to lie awake some night, beyond the reach of warm milk,...
May 20th
This is clearly hilarious.
May 19th
I had Skyline for lunch today. Found a vintage roller rink. Dropped keys in bathroom trashcan.
May 19th
Approved for a new apartment!!! Who wants to watch 4th of July fireworks from my new place by the...
May 19th
At first I was afraid, I was tumblerfied. Kept thinkin’ I could never live without topherchris...
May 19th
“guys- what if we could ride whales to Japan? Think about it!...”
— Courtney, ladies and gentlemen...
May 19th
“I won’t let another tumblr put his penis in me”
— anonymous
May 19th
“You’re not an atheist. I’m pretty sure at some point you...”
— Courtney (via...
May 19th
you have a camera
May 19th
My newest business model
May 18th
Jerry Springer Show rules. Where else can you get hillbilly weddings, cousin bonin’, cheating...
May 18th
Jerry Springer: Why did you sleep with your cousin?
Man: Well..I was stressed out.
May 18th
Woman: I slept with my cousin last week.
Jerry Springer: Sounds like you swallowed a frog.
May 18th

Facts of life:

Grilled cheese with cheddar and pepperjack cheese: Pretty decent sandwich Grilled cheese with a...
May 18th
Natural Hair Monday. Ps, I had this wonderful dream about...
May 18th
Many times I have lazy weekends where all I do is watch tv...
May 17th
freckledawesome: hono-lulu: Hamiton County welcomes you...
May 17th
kaytee: Court & I are making very important plans for...
May 17th
I was busy dominating the world last night.
May 17th
Someone’s advice on what to do when you are cold
May 17th
I totally had some underagers call me and ask me to buy alcohol. If only they wanted me to drive...
May 17th
In other news, I can’t post videos
May 16th
Warch Watch
Erykah Badu - Tyrone ‘Cuz sometimes we’re just tired of someone’s shit
May 16th
Why am I applying for jobs on Saturday afternoon? Damn economy.
May 16th
It took me a long time to realize that I’m not actually that smart…I’ve just...
May 15th
If I were you, I’d never fuck with Charles Bronson.
May 15th
Dear coworker, Stop bitching about your weekend. ...
May 15th

Getting to know Tumbloggers.

sexypants: streetsofchicago:shaynell:dubonics:lianamonster:jennnay:fishdicks: Name: Courtney ...
May 15th
This is the time that I wish I were pregnant but...
May 15th

For those of you in Greater Cincinnati:

Maifest begins this weekend in the Mainstrasse Village on 6th St. in Covington. I think...
May 15th
We’re bringing sexy back, them other stations...
May 15th

Grey's Anatomy FFFFFFUUUUUU-

May 15th
May 15th
May 15th
Summrtime mixtape 1. To Be Young - Ryan Adams 2. 5 Years...
May 15th
May 14th
MMMM dinner!!!!
May 14th

You know you're a Southerner when...

you don’t understand why fireworks could possibly be illegal. Who cares about the fact that...
May 14th
I am experiencing the making of a WIN
May 14th

Geese update number 3

The geese have now recruited ducks to join their army.
May 14th
Listen Listen
Rufus Wainwright - California
May 14th
Just because my car has five seats doesn’t mean that I have five seatbelts. One is currently...
May 14th
John Locke has man boobs. Boom. Roasted.
May 14th
May 14th
New convenience to market: pizza companies need to deliver beer also.
May 14th
Check out this pic and more at Awkward Family Photos
May 13th
“We are what we have done.”
— Wendell Berry
May 13th
“What wonder have you done to me? In binding love you set me...”
— Wendell Berry to his wife,...
May 13th
It’s going to take $1,100 to fix my car. Interestingly, I do not have that much money....
May 13th
I will totally pay for cable again if only to have TLC again
May 12th

What skincare do you use? How do you...

I really enjoy Dr. Murad that I buy from Sephora. I also use Bare Minerals foundation that I think...
May 12th
May 12th
Just hanging out with My Size Barbie
May 12th
“I’ve had lots of things stuffed up there at this point”
— My old roommate in relation to...
May 12th
Remember when frosting your hair was cool? Please forgive us.
May 12th

This just in

We are getting airbrush tshirts for LA and kaytee promises a side ponytail
May 12th
My eye is twitching from stress.
May 11th
I am fucking trapped in Lexington because my car decided to overheat. Fuck. Thank you, Monday. ...
May 11th
The Three Ninjas was and is a badass movie that will forever rule. Maybe Enter The Dragon is good...
May 11th
I need a night light. This room is scary
May 10th
You know I’ve sunken to a new low when I’m...
May 9th
Who has had alcohol tonight??!?!?!?!?! I might have consumed an entire bottle of wine. FFFFFUUUUU-
May 9th

Dear Britney Spears,

I know what If You Seek Amy stands for….and maybe I would. So what? Sincerely, Progressive
May 9th
Because really…my trip to LA is paying homage to my...
May 9th
Listen Listen
allthatglittersispink: This is gonna happen all month!! <3 Mmm..the beautiful state of my birth!
May 9th
This one time, I hung out with her and we had a really great...
May 8th

Dear Journey,

You just made my work day. I’ll come to you with open arms. Love, I do see what your love...
May 8th
Just got a call at the office. Some guy was asking me to help him with his addiction to oxycotton....
May 8th

Welcomed Suggestion?

shorterexcerpts: wildcraw: So i have been listening to my Phil Collins Pandora Station all week...
May 8th
Ever since I became a vegetarian (which actually is pretty close to five years ago), my palate has...
May 8th
Hippo dies during castration
May 8th
First of all, blue raspberry lemon whatever-the-fuck koolaid...
May 8th
“Start pumpin’ out that sperm”
— My solution for how MattJordan...
May 8th
Hipster edish part deux I need to get my locks thinned out...
May 8th

Help, LA Tumblrs!

Where is a good beach to have the beach bonfire party?!?! The plan is to have it on June 13 (a...
May 8th
“For better or for worse, we are what we learned as children”
— Joan Didion, Slouching Toward...
May 7th

Blocksonblox,

joshawesome: I am starting to believe you about the geese preparing to wage war against us. On my...
May 7th

I'm a little pissed right now...

mikeypizzle: This Tumblarity thing has overshadowed the fact that it’s SemiNakedPictureDay….Now...
May 7th
What the hell is my problem today?
May 7th
1. I attended a lecture this morning given by a demographer who basically informed me that my age...
May 7th

732

Someone has good credit!
May 7th
Spent the night apartment hunting, credit reporting, and...
May 7th
So I was trying to get a credit report. Apparently I can’t verify who I am. FML.
May 7th
Out of sheer excitement, I’ve consumed 2 Mtn Dews and am now wired. I’m going to go home...
May 6th

Update on the flock of geese:

Ok..they’ve begun parading around one of the lawns and I swear it looks like there’s a...
May 6th
In 36 days, I’m embarking on the vacation of the century! It’s going to be rather...
May 6th
If only we could all touch each other…
May 6th
Really—I looked like some kind of housewife the other...
May 5th

Dear Jay Leno,

I’ve had to live my life without Conan for far too long and it’s all your fault....
May 5th
Celebrity Blogger: Bitch, please!
May 5th

I don't care who you are

..if Tyrese busted out a sexy song for you…..you’d give it up. Don’t front.
May 5th

Whose dick I gotta suck to get on the...

May 5th
“When 112 sing to you, what kind of feeling do it bring to you?” Horniness
May 5th
May 5th
This is partly because I know that kaytee enjoys my ring...
May 5th

Dear LA Tumblrs,

I will be visiting LA in exactly one month. We can haz meetup? Please let me know if you’re...
May 5th
My boyfriend is moving in with me. Mmmm Ryan Gosling
May 5th
I read a lot. I’ve actually slowed down since I finished college. Since January I’ve...
May 5th
If I were a hipster I’d wear this headband. But i...
May 4th
My boss just won a gun. This is Kentucky, folks.
May 4th

the problem with reading really great...

shorterexcerpts: herheadhurts: (via sufferingforfashion) I am okay with having zero ability to...
May 4th

The stars have aligned!

Taco Tuesday and Cinco de Mayo are on the same fucking day. WIN
May 4th
So there’s this flock of geese that stalks the buildings around campus. Usually they’ll...
May 4th
This is why visiting the parents rules. They not only have...
May 3rd
I have to admit this: I cannot work televisions.I don’t know how to use remotes and most of...
May 3rd
Mom: It was just too big. It wouldn’t fit. Me: That’s what she said. Mom: Are you...
May 3rd
“A growing body of research has revealed a strong correlation...”
— http://www.thecrimson.com/artic...
May 3rd
Mom: “what’s that?” Me: “my iPod touch” Mom: “when did you get...
May 2nd
Non Sobriety Radio Show
May 1st

So I'll be driving home to Memphis today

and I haven’t been home since Christmas so this might be a bit strange. And actually..this...
May 1st
Whoever thought it would be an awesome prank to sign me up for the PETA mailing list: thank you....
May 1st