So one time my roommates and I ran out of dishwasher soap so I used regular soap instead. I learned various things that night: 1. regular soap can multiply at the rate of rabbits when placed in a dishwasher 2. i wasn’t allowed to be left to my own devices anymore 3. i got to laugh at my roommates screaming that the kitchen was flooded
Blocks-On-Blox
"Practice Resurrection" - Wendell Berry

