I’m surprised I’ve never been evicted from an apartment. My senior year of college, mine and my roommate’s house was considered the “party house.” Our landlords hated this so they retaliated by posting republican paraphernalia all over their yard. We retaliated by throwing a huge party in which we encouraged visitors to run around naked and shit in their front yard.
A few days later, we received a very angry letter explaining how they were kept up until 4am because of the music. I responded with: “I didn’t hear any of this. I was in bed by 1am.” Interestingly, I was in bed by 1 only because that’s when I managed to pass out.
