Things I've done since the internet was installed 2 hours ago:
- Looked up furniture
- Looked up gargoyle porn
All in all, the internet is a very useful tool.
don’t forget the cum omlette
Why was I not there for the gargoyle porn?
http://www.kaktuz.com/bcfl/Horror_Gargoyle_Porn.html
Also, Court found the porn. NOT ME.
Dear Everyone,
Courtney (aka blocksonblox), has found the greatest thing about the internet. You must watch this. NSFW.
— Josh
P.S. Notes: Gargoyles penises and balls should be gray too. The gargoyles are missing their wings (possibly removable?). However, HOLY SHIT GARGOYLE PORN.
P.P.S: “…they are LAUGHING AS THEY CUM.” — Courtney
I like the thought that you put into what was wrong with that. But yes, they clearly make everything into porn. Now that we have found that we need a new thing to find.
Also, shouldn’t the penises be stone? Wouldn’t that hurt? She doesn’t seem to mind
p.s. what color do you think gargoyle cum should be?
Dear Ash,
Gargoyles are only stone during the daytime. At night they become flesh. To answer your question in regards to the color of gargoyle cum, I don’t think that it should be any different then other cum.
— Josh
I just want to know why the gargoyles have hair like that of Greeks gods.

