Reason 72 why I wish I was currently in Memphis:
Jerry “The King” Lawler is running for mayor


Jerry “The King” Lawler is running for mayor
Who is he running against? Andy Kauffman?
John Stossel is providing wall-to-wall coverage of the campaign, we trust.
What? Wow. I can’t even think of a good joke…but that election’ll probably be a slobberknocker.