At work I'm a prostitute, but at home I'm just 'Mom'
When I’m at work, I go by lots of names: “baby,” “honey,” “bitch,” “slut,” “cum dumpster.” A small handful of johns even call me by my street name, Queenie. But when 5 a.m. rolls around and the work day’s done, I walk through that front door of my house and I’ve got one name and one name only: “Mom.”
(PS, I love The Onion)
