Wheelchair Jimmy, it’s hard to take you seriously as a musician. Though you might be dating Rhianna, it’s obvious in your “Best I Ever Had” music video that you’ll never understand basketball. Maybe you should make a video about hockey. That or bring your girlfriend Ashley into your American career with you and then maybe this can be more believable.
And LOLhan (as Perez Hilton affectionately calls you), why are your handbags so large? Don’t say it’s to carry supplies to ‘freshen up’ because clearly you aren’t doing that.
And is it just me or is it weird that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson broke up with their lovers at the same time? Please come out with another show. Please!
