Let me tell you a secret:
Jay Leno…you fucking retired. Get off TV or I will drive to El-A and give you a haircut and a chin-job. Go be a dick and drink bottled water in the Caribbean. With ugly women.
Stay away from public American TV.
TEEVEE.
Sincerely,
a concerned, comedic citizen
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