Story hour with BlocksOnBlox
Point of the story: Lil Jon got me into my first club
Story: Right before I turned 18 (this is when I was living in Memphis), I was walking up and down Beale Street with one of my friends trying to get into a club because you know..that’s what all the cool people did. Anyway, Lil Jon was in town for a show and happened to be cruising the street at the same time I was. He came up to me and my friend and asked if we wanted to go to the club with him. My friend shouts “YES” all the while I’m thinking “oh god..i have to perform sexual favors. oh jesus. oh no” He gets us into the club and right as I’m preparing to be taken to a dark room he looks at us and goes “Have a good night ladies!”
THEN a rugby team from London waltzes into the bar and buys us drinks for the rest of the night.
No, I did not make this up. I attract random things.
Stick around for the next story hour when I tell readers about the time I ate dinner with one of the Oppenheimers and discussed the role of the FBI in 9/11.
