Jesus did not motorboat
My friend and I met these two guys at a bar and then went with them to a gay bar (which HELLO FUN!) and one of the guys decided it would be HILARIOUS to quickly motorboat my friend and I. Needless to say, he almost lost his face. And he did it to me first (RUDE) and it was over before I had time to push him away. He got the death glare and hes like “oh are you pissed? You look pissed”. I was like “don’t ever do that again.” And he didn’t. But he did end up making out with my friend that night… Alcohol was involved. I just wanted to DANCE! Jesus.
Maybe one was named “Jesús”
: )
