I'm gonna get real here...
Mosquitoes are attacking me but they aren’t attacking my  boyfriend. I’m not around puddles of water and I could have sworn that perfume would have been a repellant. I blame this on Republicans….takin’ down one liberal at a time.
I HAVE BITES ON TOP OF BITES. AND MY BITES ARE BITING ME. I don’t have any calamine lotion…so Jim Beam will do.

