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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I talk about really smart stuff during the day at work. I talk about really naughty things when I’m off the clock.</description><title>Blocks-On-Blox</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @blocksonblox)</generator><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I’ll be disappeared for a few days. We’re headed to the hell-hole known as Buffalo....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ll be disappeared for a few days. We’re headed to the hell-hole known as Buffalo. Sorry Josh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/256940622</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/256940622</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:08:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>smashley:

Court would like you to know that this is her theme...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/256396451/tumblr_ktn9syekzU1qz88n2&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://smashley.tumblr.com/post/256392848/court-would-like-you-to-know-that-this-is-her"&gt;smashley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Court would like you to know that this is her theme song&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/256396451</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/256396451</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:05:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>smashley:

blocksonblox:

Barbecue Grillz - MC Marlin
This goes...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/256382695/tumblr_ktn981L0bw1qzc5ur&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://smashley.tumblr.com/post/256381834/blocksonblox-barbecue-grillz-mc-marlin-this"&gt;smashley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/256377805/barbecue-grillz-mc-marlin-this-goes-out-to-all"&gt;blocksonblox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Barbecue Grillz - MC Marlin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This goes out to all those fools that think they gots better bbq than Memphis TENN&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;why you hatin on ATl court?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;How you gonna represent when you can’t even spell it?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/256382695</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/256382695</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:54:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via shoelust
For Ashley..as always</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmrydfjmG1qzzzl7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://shoelust.tumblr.com/"&gt;shoelust&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For Ashley..as always&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/256072368</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/256072368</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:09:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>NPR's Talk of the Nation: Op-Ed "Huckabee and Palin Chose Celebrity"</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=120700156&amp;ft=1&amp;f=1014"&gt;NPR's Talk of the Nation: Op-Ed "Huckabee and Palin Chose Celebrity"&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;In the &lt;i&gt;New York Times,&lt;/i&gt; columnist Ross Douthat argues Mike Huckabee and Sarah Palin embraced celebrity after losses in 2008, and thus can never become president. Douthat believes republicans need a leader who prefers “leadership to the pleasures of celebrity .”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Interesting!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255919665</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255919665</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:28:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>oooh facebook</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmhk3JooZ1qzc5uro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;oooh facebook&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255789127</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255789127</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:52:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Beck then describes “The Plan,” which he says is analogical to “lifeboats” on the Titanic: He says..."</title><description>“Beck then describes “The Plan,” which he says is analogical to “lifeboats” on the Titanic: He says he’s assembling a team of “experts” to help him shape a movement that will produce GlennBeckian electoral victories in 2010. (Obviously, that NY-23 experiment didn’t turn out so hot.) These experts are being hired to work on policy areas such as the economy, the environment, national security, etc.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/fearmonger-chief-beck-reveals-plan-f"&gt;Fearmonger-in-Chief Beck reveals ‘The Plan’: Frighten people into joining a movement of bedwetters | Crooks and Liars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was a lot easier to ignore this jackass when he was just on TV….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://shorterexcerpts.tumblr.com/"&gt;shorterexcerpts&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s a terrible thing when people are motivated by fear.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255738112</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255738112</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:53:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Reading List (idea borrowed from fatmanatee)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/s/#200TD4/www.ajc.com/opinion/fighting-poverty-hunger-constant-211139.html/"&gt;Fighting poverty, hunger constant task&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2009/11/24/lumina"&gt;How to do more with less&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/esther-wojcicki/creative-commons-in-2009_b_366548.html"&gt;Creative Commons in 2009: Accomplishment in promoting worldwide sharing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.squidoo.com/why_homeless_people_avoid_shelters"&gt;Why homeless people don’t use shelters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.dosomething.org/news/help-college-grads-debt"&gt;Help for college grads in debt&lt;/a&gt; There is help!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://ow.ly/163Y1Q"&gt;Food: waste not, want not&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255688281</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255688281</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:52:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear Stephen J. Gould,</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Please come back from the dead. There are crazies running around talking about evolutionary theory. They  need guidance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why did you die before I could study under you?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255681486</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255681486</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:43:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Cincinnati Craigslist: Volume 1</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hono-lulu.tumblr.com/post/255036622/cincinnati-craigslist-volume-1"&gt;hono-lulu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mooshoo.tumblr.com/post/255026669/cincinnati-craigslist-volume-1"&gt;mooshoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I listened to a lot of UYD today at work. For those unfamiliar with it, UYD (Uhh Yeah Dude) is one of the greatest podcasts there is. Seth, one of the shows hosts, does this segment called Craigshouse where he goes through some unusual ‘missed encounters’ from his local Craigslist. I thought I’d do the same. In bold is the Craigslist ad itself, followed by my smartass comments.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;Eastgate Urban Active Fitness Consultant - m4m (Eastgate)&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hey man we chatted today in the locker room briefly about protein and supplements, not sure if your into guys but I enjoyed talking with you and looking at you. Very handsome guy, strong in the gym too as I have seen you lift. Would love to chat more, and this can be discreet as well. Let me know what supplements we chatted about and what supplement you just started. You just recently joined the staff and not trying to out you, but your handsome and seem nice and we seem to make a lot of eye contact when I see you and you see me. Let me know!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;!-- START CLTAGS --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mis/1479619613.html"&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah, let him know! He wants to know what kind protein you’re taking…and if you’re willing to take some of his. Ugh. That was lame. Sorry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;New Moon Showing   - m4w - 24 (Newport)&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin’s. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. “grin”&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mis/1478072779.html"&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You went to see New Moon at midnight? Not cool, dude. What a weirdo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;white for two smooth black men.. - 31 (Downtown Cinci..)&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hey there, &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I am seeking to well endowed, smooth black men to train me. You are first and foremost clean, d/d free, hiv-, clean cut, and well endowed. I would like two men that are smooth and possibly well built. I am interested in having you come over and train me in my living room. You are up for some playtime, no bs, safe, sane, easy going, maybe your friends or not. Just be smooth, and up for some m2mm fun. I want to give head and take it for the first time. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I am smooth all over, nice clean smooth round ass, I have great lips for giving head, and love to give head. I am six foot, blond blue eyed, smooth body, tan, 190lb. I want to try a three way train session with two hot black men. I have some baby oil and would love to rub your shiny bodies down and get wild. I am clean, d/d free, hiv-, no bs, easy going, safe, sane and ready to play.. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Hit me up, looking to have this done around 9-10pm.. I am in downtown and horny to go. &lt;/b&gt; &lt;!-- START CLTAGS --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/m4m/1479592318.html"&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOTE TO SELF: Remember to ask your disturbing boss what he was doing last night at around 9-10 pm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;the best of both worlds… - 25 (cincinnati)&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;I am a 25 year old TRANS male. Meaning I am FTM, I was born wrongly into a female body. I have changed almost all of that and have been living as male for quite a while and I pass 100% of the time. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That being said, I am looking for a lovely young lady that is open minded enough to give me a chance. I have the fight, strength, and sexual force you would love from a male paired with the love, compassion and understanding from a female. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Are you afraid of a man who understands you? Who knows how bad your cramps can be? Who won’t forget the date of our first kiss? Who does have enough time to give you a back rub, and without it leading to sex? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; With all that in mind, are you going to let my lacking genitaila get in the way of possible love????? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Hope to hear from you….&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/msr/1471106906.html"&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow. I have no words for that. But I did go back a re-read it as if I were an old asian man. It was much funnier. Try it.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;missed encounters boggles my freakin mind.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;In case you were worried, Cincinnati is indeed full of champs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255137002</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255137002</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:28:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thanksgiving</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lovelesswrists.tumblr.com/post/254470656"&gt;lovelesswrists&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I am cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time this year. r3d and I are staying here in NY and spending it together along with a few of his friends. We’ve ordered all of our T-day groceries to arrive this evening so there is only one thing for me to do today…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I must eat the entire contents of our fridge to make room for it all.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is my first time to cook the entire meal too. Interestingly, we will be in New York as well however it will be in Buffalo (I can hear the booing now). You can order groceries?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255127344</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/255127344</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:19:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I hope we have another great season, Tops!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl9pa7WjC1qzc5uro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I hope we have another great season, Tops!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254963450</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254963450</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:05:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My former roommate once said this to me and it has been confirmed time and time again: “Deal...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My former roommate once said this to me and it has been confirmed time and time again: “Deal with your problems or they will deal with you.” I firmly believe this. The more we refuse to confront ourselves…the more our personal issues will slip back into our lives and continue to fuck with us. I understand that dealing with one’s self is ridiculously hard but trust me….the better you are at figuring out why you are the way you are, the less tension and despair you will experience. Life won’t be perfect…..but you can certainly be more rational.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you think this sounds like bullshit then you should probably ask my friends how far I’ve come since last year.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254680401</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254680401</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:44:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My boss came up with an idea on how to pay for the healthcare plan</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Make celebrities pay their back taxes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254632964</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254632964</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:52:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>realrealsoft:

(via snafubar)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjmllAbAr1qzlarro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://realrealsoft.tumblr.com/post/253971828/via-snafubar"&gt;realrealsoft&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://snafubar.tumblr.com"&gt;snafubar&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254549161</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254549161</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:10:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fauxgasms:

glamouroushustle:

xnikole:

9gag:

because I’m not...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthox5dDMM1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fauxgasms.tumblr.com/post/254501629/glamouroushustle-xnikole-9gag-because-im"&gt;fauxgasms&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://glamouroushustle.tumblr.com/post/254485992"&gt;glamouroushustle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://xnikole.tumblr.com/post/254033813/9gag-because-im-not-allowed-in-schools"&gt;xnikole&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/252527949/because-im-not-allowed-in-schools"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/9GAG/~3/x_UhRXjvvCY/176"&gt;because I’m not allowed in schools&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;That’s the problem.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This annoys the piss out of me. SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, PEOPLE! America has no national religion. Let’s stop pretending that school would be better if “God” were in it. “God” is apparently allowed in the church but we don’t see the Western church being completely trouble free, do we? Maybe it’s not a “God” thing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254515317</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254515317</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:30:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Some of my favorite nonviolent activists were nominated for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://soaw.org/"&gt;Fr. Roy Bourgeois and SOA Watch were nominated this morning by the American Friends Service Committee for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize for our sustained faithful nonviolent witness against the disappearances, torture and murder of hundreds of thousands of civilians (peasants, community and union organizers, clerics, missionaries, educators, and health workers) by foreign military personnel trained by the U.S. military at U.S. taxpayer expense at the School of the Americas at Fort Benning, Georgia&lt;/a&gt;.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In case you haven’t heard of the School of the America’s Watch (School of the America’s changed it’s name to Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation), is a group of committed citizens who protest the creation of the school because it commits many human rights abuses using American dollars. While the school is hotly debated, it continues to train Latin American citizens to essentially murder their own people under the guise of bringing democracy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254422118</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/254422118</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:36:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I have a secret to tell</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Why does XBox live have a connection to facebook? The connection is gross and so “un-facebook.” We need to continue being snotty, Facebook.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That wasn’t a secret? Sorry I ain’t John Wayne Gacy. I went there.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/253909392</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/253909392</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:21:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I just bought a pink christmas tree.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yosamanthrax.tumblr.com/post/252991101/i-just-bought-a-pink-christmas-tree"&gt;yosamanthrax&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, why am I up?  I found myself eating leftover chinese food at 6am.  SUPER DUPER.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;My old roommate and I had a pink Christmas tree. Interestingly, the “topper” of the tree was a penis cookie cutter. Best Christmas tree I ever had. Sadly, it was destroyed at a party because drunk people fell on it. The penis cookie cutter still lives though.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/253169621</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/253169621</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:37:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A public apology</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yosamanthrax.tumblr.com/post/252409188/a-public-apology"&gt;yosamanthrax&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/251929416/a-public-apology"&gt;blocksonblox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;To anyone I was around last night:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yosamanthax.tumblr.com"&gt;Samantha&lt;/a&gt;: I’m sorry that our first hanging out involved me being wasted. Note: I haven’t been in public in months because of work/studying&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lady that gives you “smell goods” in the bathroom: I am sorry for puking on the paper towel you gave me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To my glasses: I’m sorry you fell in the toilet of vomit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To the bartender: thank you for closing my tab for me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To my boyfriend: sorry I interrupted Call of Duty because I was too drunk to find my keys and so I banged on the door until you were furious with me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And to my mother: I’m sorry my drunk ass accidently dialed your cell phone at ungodly hours and you were forced to wonder what sinful things your daughter was up to&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hahahaha.  It’s okay.  I had fun.  I started my night out with two long islands, so I was in an equally poor state.  I embarassingly made out with some nice young man and walked around the rest of the night with red lipstick all over my face (so did he) until some guy I was dancing with stuck his hands “up my butt” as I apparently explained it, at which point I think I might have yelled at him and left in a huff. I also lost my favorite jacket. Oh well!  Learning about 2 dollar absolut drinks was um… probably not a good idea.  I’m glad you made it home safe!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;We can literally blame it on the alcohol on this one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/252428114</link><guid>http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/252428114</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:52:42 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
